she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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