It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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