Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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