I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
thus making me awesome and them whores
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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