I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Did I show you my penis last night?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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