Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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