i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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