Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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