It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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