Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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