I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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