Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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