Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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