this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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