Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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