my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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