My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
