It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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