I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The beer is more important than you right now.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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