is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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