from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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