I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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