Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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