and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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