I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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