if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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