Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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