If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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