yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
is wine microwaveable?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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