When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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