do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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