Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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