For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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