K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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