yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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