hotel room ftw
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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