so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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