Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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