Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
This is my gift to your gina
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum