You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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