Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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