We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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