Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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