let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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