The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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