What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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