fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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