what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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