Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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