my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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