I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
were you high?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home