So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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