you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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