It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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