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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?

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  It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."

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  Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (407): View more from Florida

  After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl

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• (340): View more from US Virgin Islands

  Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.

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