Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(905): View more from Toronto

i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight

(1-905): View more from Toronto

i totally said that

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(845): View more from New York

I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.

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(914): View more from New York

i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same

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(914): View more from New York

i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros

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(205): View more from Alabama

I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.

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(712): View more from Iowa

I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"

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(503): View more from Oregon

It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night

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(402): View more from Nebraska

reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.

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(847): View more from Illinois

He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us

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