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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape

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• (510): View more from California

  come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon

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• (631): View more from New York

  I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.

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