So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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