Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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