so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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