Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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